I hate when my mom or dad laughs at me when I run and have this big doofy grin like “What? Bridge’s actually exercising?? No way! Like SHUT UP QUIT STARING AT ME RUN LIKE ITS FUNNY, you act like you’re freaking cheering for someone from The Biggest Loser, it’s embarrassing! I have a 27 inch waist!! Im not going to drop and have my heart quit! Im just trying to jog alone!